🔥 Key Takeaways
- China should focus on financial dominance, not military might.
- Exploit America’s internal racial and social divisions.
- Lure American capital and talent to China with financial incentives.
- The current Chinese leadership is blowing it with aggressive policies.
The rain was coming down in sheets. Just like the bad news I kept hearing. Another crackpot idea from the top. More wasted resources. More reasons for me to reach for the bottle. This country could be a kingmaker, but we’re stuck playing pawn.
The China Dream: A Financial Fantasy
I used to believe in the dream. A strong China. A global power. But not like this. This ham-fisted aggression? It’s just waking up the bear. The real power play is economic. Unleash the Chinese gambler spirit. Get the world hooked on our yuan. That’s how you win.
America’s Achilles Heel
America’s got problems. Deep ones. Racial tensions, economic inequality. Forget military confrontation. Let them rot from the inside. Fan the flames. Offer refuge to their disgruntled capitalists. Let them bring their money and their expertise.
The Art of the Deal (Chinese Style)
Forget conquering territory. Conquer wallets. Offer American businesses a better deal. Guarantee investors a sweet return. Make China the place to be, even for Trump. The lefties will run the US into the ground. Then the right-wingers, all that capital, it’ll come rushing over here.
The “Aobai” Approach
I told those windbags, Zhang Yiwu and Ji Lianhai, years ago. Just “Aobai” it. Bide your time. Let America self-destruct. But no, they had to show off. Now we’re stuck in a pissing contest with a country that’s got nukes and a grudge.
Ugly Truths and Uglier Company
I was at a dinner with those clowns once. Some media types were there. Ugly broads. Couldn’t stand ’em. Started talking about beauty, and I just blurted out that men lower their standards as they get older. Got blacklisted for that one. But I don’t regret it. Truth is truth, no matter how ugly.
Paying the People
Here’s a real idea: Give every Chinese citizen with stock in the Shanghai Shenzhen 300, 500,000 yuan. That’s how you build a financial empire. Give guarantees. Make it rain. Not with empty promises, but with hard currency.
The End Game
So here I sit, watching the world burn. Maybe there’s a way out. Maybe China can pull its head out of its ass and play the game right. But I ain’t holding my breath. All I can do is watch and wait, and hope I can afford a decent bottle when the whole thing comes crashing down.
